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Thursday, November 25, 2004
Turkey Butt

Well, what can I say? What a totally, TUBULARLY exciting Thanksgiving I was blessed with this year. More food than I could possibly eat, more alcohol than I could possibly drink, and more family than I can possibly handle...

Yes, just like anyone else's family, mine is no different. Sure it's nice once everyone is together for the first time since last year. But, it's only a matter of moments before one makes a smart comment at another and all chaos breaks loose. Booze begins taking effect, people start yelling, and food starts flying. I wish I were a dog. It'd be a lot easier to clean up that mess with my tongue. Wait, why would I need to be a dog, huh? Yep, what a lovely day.

Thank you Lord. Thank you for this day. PSHAW!

Real nice Justin, I thought you loved me. Boohoo

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